Ooh shite-
How curious... that creeper looks too far gone to be able to give such a warning... It seems to be right, though. I don't care if a cave has two veins of eight diamonds. If a phase 3.5 wither storm is smiling and waving at you like THAT? You better run!!!
No no, DON'T run, you can get your diamonds, then you come stay with me!!!! •DDDDDD that creeper don't know what he talking about anyway! It'll be fun!!! Trust •))
Nope nope nopenopeneopenoepenopenoenpeonpnope pack up your tools! Head to your nearest Nether highway and spill out to a whole different cave on the other side of the Overworld!!! And pick up some magma cream while you're in the Nether. Just in case. You'll need it.
Come ooooon, don't run! Please? •))
Nono! Run! Run! Run away! Do it! Do it! his "friends" A-PPA-RENT-LYYYYY DON'T GET TO LEAVE HIS WEIRD LITTLE- POUCH THING
Don't... Run °)
RUN FUCKING RUN GRAB YO ENDER PEARLS AND FIREWORKS AND sharp objects AND GET THE FUUUUCK OUTTA THERE
No, NO stay, I IMPLORE you...
YOU SEE THIS FACIAL EXPRESSION??? REMEMBER IT. FRIT'S ASS IS LOOKING DIRECTLY AT YOU WITH THE ENTIRE SURFACE OF HIS EYE. THAT MEANS THE TRACTOR BEAM WOULD BE ON YOU IF HE WAS USING IT. NOT TO MENTION THE EXTREMELY BARED TEETH AND- w-wait is that drool-
first tears now drool damn ok ANYWAY THAT IS THE FACE OF A WITHER STORM THAT WANTS TO EAT YOU.
She's lying btw
WHY WOULD I LIE I'VE BEEN RESEARCHING THESE MOTHERFUCKERS FOR YEARS
ALMOST NOBODY ELSE HAS THE DAMN GALL TO
I should probably say that less hysterically but I am URGING YOU: Run
Naaaaah don't run! I'm VERY nice ✨🥹
*snarling sigh* You know... I've been trying to take someone's advice to ignore you... But you know what? I'll butt in here.
Viewer. Take the advice from another wither storm: Run. If you value your life and autonomy, you will run. Run through the Nether like DeeDee said if you can. Run on Swiftness or teleport with whatever if you can. I don't wish assimilation on anyone if I can help it.
