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eh, he tried

Nightwing  I did for @ghostpainters’s DTIYS on instagram 

Alfred, who was away in England for a week: What’s he done now?

Dick: He hasn’t slept in like 4 days. He’s stuck on a case.

Alfred, rolling up a newspaper: Very well.

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Alfred, upon arriving in the cave, searches for Bruce and finds him crouched under a dripping stalactite. He’s got both his hands near his mouth and he’s nibbling at something large and orange. He’s in the Batsuit.

Alfred: Bruce, Dick said you haven’t been taking care of yourself. You look wretched. I’m drawing you a bath. Come upstairs at once.

Bruce:

Alfred, unamused: Stop it. I’m not scared of you. You’re absolutely drenched. Is that a wedge of cheese you’re eating?

Bruce: I am a ghoul.

Alfred: No. You’re sleep deprived and calorie deficient. Put down that god damned wedge of cheese and come upstairs with me right now.

Bruce:

Alfred, lightly swatting Bruce with his newspaper: Bruce Thomas Wayne. Put your teeth away. You do not make faces at me, young man, is that clear? Now get up and come upstairs or I’ll be quite cross with you.

Bruce:

Alfred:

was messing with some fake tweet makers and the idea that dick just uses twitter to compliment and flirt with himself hit me and i couldn’t stop til i made it.

Guess who finally watched the Batman movie and right after this read a bunch of Fanfics, where they throw a young Robin/Dick Grayson at Battinson

…It’s me

 and I’m gonna do that too^^

Slowly working my way through all the krakoa era stuff, and this is so fucking badass.