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Captain Marvel

Carol Danvers

Heavy, fuller, fatter, baby

Current face of the Avengers. Current one woman defense force of the universe. Current mascot for every gut stretching food joint this side of the galaxy. In a proud waddling stride, Carol's leading the Avengers to a better, fuller tomorrow. Secret slob despite her reputation, Carol's easily mistaken meteorite of a figure is only just homing in on pass half-a-ton.

Spider-Woman

Jessica Drew

The one with the fat, massive, dumptruck ass.

A blink to the past of only 300 pounds ago, when your prime meant you could get around without cankles that drag against the ground. Fresh onto 600 pounds, Jessica's light in the hero scene is shining brighter every day as the current newbie (again) to the Avengers roster. Nothing is much as a challenge as single doors and poorly built frames to the one and only Spider-woman.

Jessica Drew

Spider-woman

Ex-Spy. Ex-Avenger. Ex-tra large.

"The Avenger with the butt," is quite an understatement, seeing as it spans across an entire futon (not built to last) (don't tell Carol) Faulty metabolism since the 70's, only a gross-out diet can form those twin mounds every other restaurant owner seethes to see denting in their doorways and clearing out their stock for a week. Permanent maternity leave from the hero scene, with a churning food baby full of excellent takeout.

MAGIK

Illyana Rasputina

Punks never been dead. Goths never been dead. Weighing the same as a car is just a new trend.

The X-Men's very own Demon Queen, and the supernatural side of New York's go around handymutant. Dull days cease to exist when you're just this busy, a portal there, portal here, you wouldn't blame a woman for conditioning her diet into quick food now would you? Just don't ask how many tabs she owes, or have. Don't ask in general really.

Hawkeye

Kate Bishop

The Cooler. Better. Fatter Hawkeye