Weirdos can be Heroes

DARMOK AND JALAD???

Also, you can still buy mp3 players. I got one for kiddo for christmas, it was like 35 bucks and has a headphone jack, bluetooth capability, and a speaker, and a separate playlist function for audiobooks, and a bunch of other features that she doesn't even need.

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

let me out of the fucking CYBER WORLD

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit