Not your trophy wife.

I never realized how boring my life is until someone asks what do I do for fun…

Helpn my wife can chew ICE CREAM. How??? Why???she just bites into it like it’s nothinh like fuccccc

I will listen to a good song hundreds of times in my life, but if I like a film I will watch it once or twice max.

“Woke up to 8 inches this morning!” is my favorite facebook status to read because they’re probably talking about snow but who knows.

that’s a prime candidate for cinema adaptation if I ever saw one

i just made a facial expression i didn’t know i could make

It’s 4am and I was Not Prepared for any of this

i was already rebloggin this once my eyes hit “cnut”

I tried to read this with a straight face but I couldn’t. This kills me.

hey jake!

Hello there coy!

ivwe been makeup free for about sevwen hours. i feel like vwithdrawval.