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when ya flirty af but also socially awkward

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So, Tumblr's brazilian sponsors also like to shitpost....

#other #outros #outro #like #really #dafuq #get yourself together Tim #what kind of picture is that

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Soul Mate AU

Whenever the person blinks they see the point of view of their soul mate. -Poly people seeing lots of places at a time. -People with no soul mate seeing that one Window’s background.

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Okay, so I'm a nerd and I like to get hyped and depressed about my own AUs.

What y'all think would happen if your soulmate died before you (if you'd happen to have one)? -Would you see black; just because they're dead or because all their eyes can see is the coffin, or even the urn? -Would you see the happiest moments you've had together? Or would it be according to your mood; when you're happy, happiest moments, and when you're sad the saddest? -Would you too start to see the Windows XP's background? -Would you have another soulmate? About the people with no soulmate, when they're going to sleep, do they also hear that turn off computer sound?

So many possibilities qhtdkhrisgayshsjoeis

#♡#☆#variante #meu

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Soul Mate AU

Whenever the person blinks they see the point of view of their soul mate. -Poly people seeing lots of places at a time. -People with no soul mate seeing that one Window’s background.

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Please tell me we’re talking about the stock photo style picture of the hill with bright green grass up against the blue sky that went along with XP.

#♡#of course we are #that's the one and only peaceful image that can make no-soulmate-people never feel alone #no matter what #they will always have Windows XP's background with them #variante

Person A: Why the FUCK is the floor orange and black?

Person B: Can't you see? The floor is a pumpkin. It's Halloween time! There are bats and ghosts flying through the wall, we have bloody ketchup, my tests, to represent my grades going straight to hell, a picture of someone wearing Crocs... Everything spoopy.

Person A: The big ass hole on the wall with a rat inside was also a "spoopy" touch?

Person B: Oh, that's an encouragement for you to release the monster inside of you. See? It's working. Babe? What are you doing with that shovel?

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Person A: Hey, what day it is?

Person B: O-oh. It is... Holy shit, that's just like that Lindsay Lohan's movie!

Person C: No, it's not. Today's the 4th.

Person A: Thanks!

Person B: FUCK!

#chat #chats #kurodai #kuroken #ereri #eruri #asadai #ot3 #stormpilot #finnpoe #daisuga #aokaga #aokise #any other ship y'all may want

Person A: Get up, babe. We're going on a run.

Person B: Now?

Person A: Right now.

Person B: Why that all of a sudden?

Person A: 'Cause we gotta catch 'em all.

Person B: ...

Person B: I'll put my lucky shirt.

#chats #chat #kuroken #kawoshin #kagehina #kurodai #daisuga #iwadai #aokaga #aokise #ereri #eruri #yamagoku #skysolo #hanleia #8059 #any other ship y'all may want #dialogues

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Incorrect Quotes, insp.

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oMG OMG OMG I haven't seen this yet???!!! So cool. I LOVE THIS, THANK YOU

#skgamahwkahss #I'm happy #variante #variant #♡

Person A: Oh my, it's so hot in here.

Person B: Well...

Person A: No.

Person B: Maybe....

Person A: Don't you fucking dare!

Person B (while kicking whatever's on the table/chair next to them): it is fROM MY LEG! LEG SO HOT IT CAN FRY AN EGG!!

Person A: THIS IS AN OUTDATED MEME! STOP, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

Person B: GOOD MEMES NEVER DIE!

Person A and person B are a couple. In the youthful youth they both made a contract with a different witch/demon/wizard/etc and the payment was their first child. However all of them 4 spend time together and become friends. By the time the child is born they are a family already. -Bonus points if they end up in a poly relationship. -Or, like, lesbians witches/gay demons and stuff. (Surprise me :3c )

#eruri #kawoshin #8059 #AU #AUs #headcanons #headcanon #yamagoku #iwaoi #daisuga #kurodai #bokuro #bokuaka #any other ship y'all may want

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Person A: Hey, babe.

Person B: Hi- OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND?

Person A: You like it?

Person B: What? Why the fuck is it...

Person A: Sexier?

Person B: Bloated. Were you stung by a bee?Person A: I... What? No, I mean- What? No, I... Yes. I was stung by a bee.

Person B: This wasn't an accident. Why the fuck did you do this for?

Person A: I wanted to...(incoherent murmuring)

Person B: Can't hear you.

Person A: I wanted to seduce you with yaoi hands, OK? Stupid idea, I know. I'm sorry. Can you take me to the hospital?

Person B: Of course, honey... After I tell Person C.

Person A: Ow, c'mon.

My heart can’t take this… I feel blessed.

#booya #personal #:v

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Soul Mate AU

Whenever the person blinks they see the point of view of their soul mate. -Poly people seeing lots of places at a time. -People with no soul mate seeing that one Window’s background.

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WHAT IF YOU BLINKED AND YOU SAW PORN

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Making the real questions

#variante #♡#the real questions

Soul Mate AU

Whenever the person blinks they see the point of view of their soul mate. -Poly people seeing lots of places at a time. -People with no soul mate seeing that one Window’s background.

#au #soma #kurodai #kuroken #daisuga #kawoshin #soumako #makoharu #reigisa #eruri #kagehina #asadai #iwadai #iwaoi #tanaenno #tananoya #asanoya #ereri #yamagoku #skysolo #stormpilot #kylux #any other ship y'all may want

Person A: Hello.

Person B: Darkness my old friend.

Person A: I WAS WONDERING IF AFTER ALL THESE YEARS- Wait, what?

Person C: Wrong song pal.

Person B is losing their shit in the distance.

Person A: You know what, fuck you both...

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Person A: Fight me...

Person B: What?

Person A: Fight me.

Person B: Why?

Person A (touches B's cheek with a fist): Fight me!

Person B: No?

Person A: FIGHT ME!

Person B: No!

Person A: Please.

Person B (punches A): There you go.

Person A: Wtf? I said "Fight me", not "Hurt me"!!

Person B: ...

Person C: Round two. FIGHT!!

Person A (sounding like a 12 yo): I know who you like.

Person B: ...

Person A (whispering): Me...

Person B: We're fucking married. Yesterday was our 10th anniversary.

Person A (still whispering): I knew it!

#dialogues #kurodai #kawoshin #eruri #yamagoku #8059 #finnpoe #skysolo #stormpilot #daisuga #bokuaka #bokuroo #bokuro #kuroken #kagehina #any other ship y'all may want #kylux

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