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@comesufferwme
when ya flirty af but also socially awkward

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So, Tumblr's brazilian sponsors also like to shitpost....
Soul Mate AU
Whenever the person blinks they see the point of view of their soul mate. -Poly people seeing lots of places at a time. -People with no soul mate seeing that one Window’s background.
Okay, so I'm a nerd and I like to get hyped and depressed about my own AUs.
What y'all think would happen if your soulmate died before you (if you'd happen to have one)? -Would you see black; just because they're dead or because all their eyes can see is the coffin, or even the urn? -Would you see the happiest moments you've had together? Or would it be according to your mood; when you're happy, happiest moments, and when you're sad the saddest? -Would you too start to see the Windows XP's background? -Would you have another soulmate? About the people with no soulmate, when they're going to sleep, do they also hear that turn off computer sound?
So many possibilities qhtdkhrisgayshsjoeis
Soul Mate AU
Whenever the person blinks they see the point of view of their soul mate. -Poly people seeing lots of places at a time. -People with no soul mate seeing that one Window’s background.
Please tell me we’re talking about the stock photo style picture of the hill with bright green grass up against the blue sky that went along with XP.
Person A: Why the FUCK is the floor orange and black?
Person B: Can't you see? The floor is a pumpkin. It's Halloween time! There are bats and ghosts flying through the wall, we have bloody ketchup, my tests, to represent my grades going straight to hell, a picture of someone wearing Crocs... Everything spoopy.
Person A: The big ass hole on the wall with a rat inside was also a "spoopy" touch?
Person B: Oh, that's an encouragement for you to release the monster inside of you. See? It's working. Babe? What are you doing with that shovel?

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Person A: Hey, what day it is?
Person B: O-oh. It is... Holy shit, that's just like that Lindsay Lohan's movie!
Person C: No, it's not. Today's the 4th.
Person A: Thanks!
Person B: FUCK!
Person A: Get up, babe. We're going on a run.
Person B: Now?
Person A: Right now.
Person B: Why that all of a sudden?
Person A: 'Cause we gotta catch 'em all.
Person B: ...
Person B: I'll put my lucky shirt.
Incorrect Quotes, insp.
oMG OMG OMG I haven't seen this yet???!!! So cool. I LOVE THIS, THANK YOU
Person A: Oh my, it's so hot in here.
Person B: Well...
Person A: No.
Person B: Maybe....
Person A: Don't you fucking dare!
Person B (while kicking whatever's on the table/chair next to them): it is fROM MY LEG! LEG SO HOT IT CAN FRY AN EGG!!
Person A: THIS IS AN OUTDATED MEME! STOP, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
Person B: GOOD MEMES NEVER DIE!
Person A and person B are a couple. In the youthful youth they both made a contract with a different witch/demon/wizard/etc and the payment was their first child. However all of them 4 spend time together and become friends. By the time the child is born they are a family already. -Bonus points if they end up in a poly relationship. -Or, like, lesbians witches/gay demons and stuff. (Surprise me :3c )

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Person A: Hey, babe.
Person B: Hi- OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND?
Person A: You like it?
Person B: What? Why the fuck is it...
Person A: Sexier?
Person B: Bloated. Were you stung by a bee?Person A: I... What? No, I mean- What? No, I... Yes. I was stung by a bee.
Person B: This wasn't an accident. Why the fuck did you do this for?
Person A: I wanted to...(incoherent murmuring)
Person B: Can't hear you.
Person A: I wanted to seduce you with yaoi hands, OK? Stupid idea, I know. I'm sorry. Can you take me to the hospital?
Person B: Of course, honey... After I tell Person C.
Person A: Ow, c'mon.
My heart can’t take this… I feel blessed.
Soul Mate AU
Whenever the person blinks they see the point of view of their soul mate. -Poly people seeing lots of places at a time. -People with no soul mate seeing that one Window’s background.
WHAT IF YOU BLINKED AND YOU SAW PORN
Making the real questions
Soul Mate AU
Whenever the person blinks they see the point of view of their soul mate. -Poly people seeing lots of places at a time. -People with no soul mate seeing that one Window’s background.
Person A: Hello.
Person B: Darkness my old friend.
Person A: I WAS WONDERING IF AFTER ALL THESE YEARS- Wait, what?
Person C: Wrong song pal.
Person B is losing their shit in the distance.
Person A: You know what, fuck you both...

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Person A: Fight me...
Person B: What?
Person A: Fight me.
Person B: Why?
Person A (touches B's cheek with a fist): Fight me!
Person B: No?
Person A: FIGHT ME!
Person B: No!
Person A: Please.
Person B (punches A): There you go.
Person A: Wtf? I said "Fight me", not "Hurt me"!!
Person B: ...
Person C: Round two. FIGHT!!
Person A (sounding like a 12 yo): I know who you like.
Person B: ...
Person A (whispering): Me...
Person B: We're fucking married. Yesterday was our 10th anniversary.
Person A (still whispering): I knew it!