bathe in moonlight

Have you guys heard of cats. They're great.

No, tell me more

If they like you they'll vibrate at you and stab you with secret knives

People with significant scarring aren't obligated to cover up their bodies to make you feel comfortable, but also visible scars aren't an invitation to start asking invasive questions either. It's still none of your fucking business

i flirt by having the eyes of a neglected pet

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

If you’re ever looking for a cursed object, it’s me

Oh boy have I pissed off the transphobes with this one.