Mike’s Soup Kitchen, we cook big pots of stupid.

youre monogamous? oh… it’s ethical, right? ethical monogamy? okay good for you! i mean pretty much every monogamous couple i’ve met didn’t work out but maybe you guys will beat the odds! haha. so is it a sex thing? you guys have sex with- just each other? huh. how does that work? i could never do monogamy, i’m too jealous, i’d worry my partner would leave me for someone else instead of dating us both… how do you deal with the jealousy? is it hard? like, how hard? extremely? do you think you’ll break up? i mean in the long run these things rarely work out,

women fuck the fish. i am uninvolved

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

I love watching dvds... bc the little commercials beforehand will be like "coming to you spring 2008!" like man. I can't wait for 2008

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

using a big pot to cook a fuckton of food is awesome until you need to wash the pot and then its the worst thing ever