EXPLOSION!!!

let’s all have joint pain and digestive issues

*pointing at a guy in a fursuit* He's not actually a dog. He's lying.

the toddlers don't give a FUCK about this minion song we have. they'll literally stop dancing and sit down when it comes on. music so bad you can't even have fun anymore

music make you gain control

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

Im layin in bed like Agent 47

Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

fear not: you can also “attack” your friends even outside of art fight, so if you miss the chance to before august 2nd you can always get them after with no repercussions. No crime will be committed either way and its actually fine to draw art for others at any other time of the year

coffee shop au with canon-typical violence

*at an art museum viewing christian art pieces but shaking my head the whole time to show i’m an atheist*

*at an art museum viewing christian art pieces but shrugging my shoulders the whole time to show i’m agnostic*

*at the Arby’s praying very hard the whole time to show I am Christian*

Despite common belief otherwise, a trans woman is a type of person,

One might go so far as to say a type of woman,

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors