she my trap queen

I’m a ball of love and happiness, damnit! You’re just too grouchy to see it. I know, hun, and I appreciate that. You know that works both ways, right? If you ever need something, I’m always here.

I need some pizza, can I count on you then?

You’d really fly to London to watch me in a play? I mean, you don’t have to go check it out because I’m telling you to, but that would be awesome. Maybe you do? Well then, it seems that our feelings about this date is somewhat mutual.

Well I’m the type of person who likes spontaneous plans so if I really did fly to London for you, I wouldn’t be surprised in myself. Oh, really, so you’re saying you’d want to go on a date with me? 

I’m glad to hear you’re good! See? I do care.

Oh man, you are lucky you are cute.

Mm, is 8 okay for you?

Yes, that works. I’ll be there with my best smile.

And when will this be happening, exactly?

Tell me time and I’ll pick you up.

That’s me! I’ve been just grand, Colton, thank you. Sh, don’t get too full of yourself, now.

I’m sure you wouldn’t mind. Thanks for asking about me though. I’ve been good, so glad to see your interest.

Thank you, thank you. Now are we seriously doing this or what?

I am game, yes.

I doubt you’d be a stranger by the end of the trip. 

Now that’s the spirit I like to see and attitude I love.

It’s called McQueen. You probably haven’t heard of it, but please check it out because it’s a beautiful story. A date? Hm, would you want it to be a date?

Check it out? Isn’t it screening in London? Or what, do you want me to stalk you there and see you in it? Maybe I would take you up on that, I have nothing to do anyways. Hm, maybe I do. 

Mhm, indeed I was. Now change the subject and ask me how I’ve been.

You beat me to it, always had to be the winner. Living up to that I see. Now, answer yourself, be so kind. How have you been, Crystal? See how willing I am? My personality’s just amazing, what can I say.

A road trip sounds pretty fun, actually. I just might take you up on that.

So you would get in a car with a total stranger? What an adventure that would be.

Hey, I’m always nice! Don’t be rude. I’m not too bad, really, things could be a lot worse.

Oh really? I’m sure I can beg to differ and have a solid reason to. You have your moments. Don’t worry though, I still like you. I’m glad you’re doing fine, you know if anything is ever wrong, Colton is here to the rescue.

Whatever you say. S,o what have you been up to besides eating?

Nothing too much. I’d like to go on a roadtrip but have no one to go with. Hint: I said that in hopes you’d volunteer.