reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

listen man I think people outside of the usa should be able to talk about problems with their healthcare systems without usamericans chiming in on it. "we have the same problems AND we have to pay for them" bestie theres a gender clinic in scotland with a two hundred year wait list

This is not a joke btw the glasgow gender clinic's waitlist is 224 years

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second

i am a woman at war with herself, torn forever between my love of detective fiction and my hatred of cops and cop media

it's so fucked up that detective is a type of cop irl. it's more like a gender to me

The real horseshoe theory.

I'll tell anyone about adblockers btw. I got ublock origin installed on the laptop at drag karaoke once because the youtube ads were driving us all insane. I told my physical therapist about it so she could fix her background music. from about 2012-2021 I essentially never saw an ad unless it was on the subway and I want everyone to be able to live like that

I like how there’s a category of careers (cowboy, pirate, spy, princess) that have a very specific historical and political context that they get stripped of for the entertainment of children

[ID Start: the phrase "I'll feel better once I do it" and "I'll do it once I feel better" together in an unending loop represented with a blue arrow encircling them. /End ID.]