tell them stories

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

when Hollywood adapts musicals and they cast the eight-time Tony winner originator of the lead role as Townsperson #1 whose one line is “What’s all this, then?” and then cut all his scenes

the only documented case of anyone ever ACTUALLY having a gay agenda was george blagden on the set of les mis 2012

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

what if you realised that you loved me and then got shot in the chest eight times. what then.

Babe, why don't you try reading Sea Fever by John Masefield and maybe you'll feel something unnameable stirring deep within your soul once more.