my urge to say “thankyouthankyouthankyou” when i cum Does Not mean i’m pathetic it just means i have good manners

thighs 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 thighs 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 THIGHS 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

the thing is that honestly almost nothing does feel as good as getting groped and felt up and handled into other positions when you're just barely barely conscious. it's like getting your hair played with while sleepy on steroids

Missionary cuz I want to kiss

“Yeah, we can eat this twogirl style” my girlfriend, referring to a pizza we just ordered

Reblog if you want to get eaten twogirl style

somno is so important for sleepy girls

Told my girlfriend I was thinking about shaving my bush and she threatened to stop hitting me :(

you actually get a +3 to jerking off if you pull your tshirt up over your tits

ok google how to make a girl want to kiss you so bad she can't stop. how to make a girl addicted to kissing you tutorial. makeout bait any% speedrun. girl obsessed with sticking her tongue down your throat tips and tricks. bpd sympto,ms

your daughter is a delight to have across my lap

happy Mother’s Day to trans moms and everyone who has a weird relationship with their mother <3

also to girls who like being called mommy in bed (me)

it's actually the cutest thing in the world when a girl gets a boner

Kissing your forehead in missionary before the rough pounding starts

The chaser to trans woman pipeline is unfortunately real but I'm one of the victims of the trans woman to chaser pipeline. I grew tits and it made me want to suck off girls crazy noooo don't cut it off you're so beautiful