- prime minister is a cunt. Had like a bajillion scandals

- latest one was apparently one two many. Two extremely important cabinet members resigned within minutes of each other

- within the next 24 hours about a third of the government resigned

- one resigned live on tv. Five resigned with the same letter to save time

- previous record for government resignations within 24 hours was 6 and it it was in the 1930s. We are, as I’m writing this, on 45 resignations

- Michael Gove, another cunt who is hated by all, was going to resign but was sacked instead in what appears to be the prime minister going “you can’t quit you’re fired!”

- government meetings are being cancelled because there is literally nobody in those departments anymore

- despite literally everyone begging him at this point to leave, including his most loyal little evil henchman, prime minister is refusing to resign in disgrace as is traditional for British prime ministers

- prime minister genuinely seems to be in complete denial anything serious is happening

MUNA - What I Want 

When I go out again I’m gonna drink a lot I’m gonna take a shot Cause that’s just what I want, want, want What I want, want, want, mmm

And when I see my friend Put something on her tongue I’m gonna ask for one Cause that’s just what I want, want, want What I want, want, I want

I’ve spent way too, too, too many years Not knowing what What I wanted, how to get it, how to live it and now I’m gonna make up for it all at once Cause that’s, that’s just what I want

I want the full effects I want to hit it hard I want to dance in the middle of a gay bar Ooh, that’s what I want There’s nothing wrong With what I want Yeah, yeah

I want the fireworks I want the chemistry I want that girl right over there to wanna date me Ooh, that’s what I want There’s nothing wrong With what I want Yeah, yeah

She’s dancing to the song With all her leather on I think we’ll get along Cause she’s got what I want, want, want What I want, want, I want

I’ve spent way too, too, too many years Not knowing what What I wanted, how to get it, how to live it and now I’m gonna make up for it all at once Cause that’s, that’s just what I want

I want the full effects I want to hit it hard I want to dance in the middle of a gay bar Ooh, that’s what I want There’s nothing wrong With what I want Yeah, yeah

I want the fireworks I want the chemistry I want that girl right over there to wanna date me Ooh, that’s what I want There’s nothing wrong With what I want Yeah, yeah

My hands are shaking it’s psychosomatic That’s how bad I want what I want What I want, what I want

I’m gonna take it I’m just gonna grab it That’s how bad I want what I want What I want, what I want

I’ve spent too, too, too many years I’ve cried too, too, too many tears And now I’m gonna make up for it all at once Cause that’s, that’s just what I want

I want the full effects I want to hit it hard I want to dance in the middle of a gay bar Ooh, that’s what I want There’s nothing wrong With what I want Yeah, yeah

I want the fireworks I want the chemistry I want that girl right over there to wanna date me Ooh, that’s what I want There’s nothing wrong With what I want Yeah, yeah