Do you want to arrest me, officer? Or do you want to fuck me? You miss her, don’t you, Glenn? You miss your mother. I look like her, don’t I, Glenn? You’re throwing up? That’s okay. Get it out. I’ll wash your hair, Glenn. I’ll wash your hair just like she did. You want to see me naked, don’t you? Glenn? Don’t you? You sick little pervert. That’s your mother. What the fuck is wrong with you

Dear lord. Deliver unto me some cool shit. Some cool-ass shit. Thanks.

come to dawnstar we have...snow. we have grueling labor in the mines. big nightmare cult upslope there

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

personally i like to think of glados as a cis woman purely because she's a chaser

posting like mommy's big little normal-sized blogger is out. posting like badly emphasized american cape comics speech bubbles--is... in!!

you're mommy's little detective aren't you? yes you are, you love losing your badge and crashing your motor carriage into the ocean. just let mommy take care of the field autopsy while you write maximum velocity in your ledger of failure and hatred