auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

personally i like to think of glados as a cis woman purely because she's a chaser

posting like mommy's big little normal-sized blogger is out. posting like badly emphasized american cape comics speech bubbles--is... in!!

you're mommy's little detective aren't you? yes you are, you love losing your badge and crashing your motor carriage into the ocean. just let mommy take care of the field autopsy while you write maximum velocity in your ledger of failure and hatred

it's cool that they're letting porn on this website again

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

imagine you're a French guy in the 60s putting your fist up a bald man's asshole (you're gay and you're at the bathhouse btw) and he turns around you see his face and it's Michel Foucault and he's like Ah, merci beaucoup