my mocha is cold

1. jimin gets kinky

it’s your birthday, Виктор Никифоров

i mean, it’ll take years of practice to be in the position he’s in right now. i would never be that committed to dance with shoes attached to thin-ass knives on hard water in front of thousands of people who throw shit at you when you’re done, all while trying to look like a boujee-ass, gucci gang, graceful little swan

damn i’m making it sound bad

they’re all in college

tony has to bring his 4-year old son peter to his lectures

tony’s dating dr. strange, a young professor who babysits peter sometimes

shuri likes to build peter robots; his best friend is a robot named ned

that’s right fellas i made ned a robot

mantis helps him sleep when he has nightmares

the rest of the guardians help tony with taking care of peter

t’challa likes to tutor peter

vision and scarlett witch gush over peter

but not as much as thor gushes over peter

but not as much as loki gushes over peter (when tony’s not around)

but not as much as cap gushes over tony- i mean peter

bruce cooks peter stuff

natasha doesn’t really give a shit tbh

and thanos is the lunch lady?? idk

and now, some convos:

t’challa: peter, what does the cow say?

peter: moooooo!

t’challa: and what does the frog say?

peter: *does incredibly realistic frog sound*

t’challa: wHAT EVEN

...

tony: loki, watch pete while i go get the mail.

loki: *looks at peter and scoffs* okay.

tony: *leaves*

loki: *squats to peter’s level and hugs him* why, hello, young sir! what’s your name?

peter: peter!

loki: well, peter, you are the cutest little thing that’s ever existe-

tony: *opens the door*

loki: *immediately stands up* your child is weird.

...

starlord: say “starlord.”

thor: say “thor.”

starlord: “STARLORD.”

thor: “THOR.”

peter: *points to door* daddy!

tony: *walks in* what the hell were you guys doing

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phichit: ¿spare coochie?

seung-gil: LEAVE