Stoned ATLA

Am I actually wanting to stop smoking or am I just saying that to cope with being broke?

Ya know the whole “Bruce hates talking to socialites at a gala” thing, I imagine in all his Brucie-ness to get out of it he develops a reputation of just, spending entire galas talking to the servers, at a certain point it becomes a standard at these things that is Brucie starts asking “oh what do you do for fun” or “you ever heard of gray ghost.” And at first reporters are speculating that maybe Bruce is trying to flirt with the staff at these things till an interview with one of the servers came out and he was just like “he went on a REALLLLY long tangent about one plot line in like… a murder mystery or something and then we started talking about penguins, cause I’m studying zoology and he asked me about like their behaviors and stuff, went on a tangent about how once a he tried to run after a penguin and broke his nose slipping on the ice, and gave me eighty grand for my college and then asked if I knew how to make wontons. It was actually a lot of fun, at the end of the evening he thanked me for all my help too, even though I spent the entire night just chatting with him I didn’t actually work much that night, haha but it was great” and just more stories about Bruce come out of him having the most random conversations with the staff and their all “oh haha Bruce is so funny with these crazy topics” but never realize that he is just so lasered in as Batman that he finds ways to speculate anywhere he goes” while also getting out of talking to shamarmy richler number 3 by the drink table again.

So like, we all know the things of “maybe it’s still out there! Spooky!” But picture this the megladon is an ancient Percy Jackson monster and there is only one of them and it’s in the sea of monsters somewhere for it, I need that as a monster battle, I want Percy to unlock megladonian shark god lore god damnit!

I know this is nitpicking and I’m likely just cranky from work, but it’s been on my mind 😅