Holy shit, ahhhhhh. I hate math papers so much they’ll be like
lemma 1: when two rats play monopoly (and rats do that by the way) the little rat will always lose, and that just tells you who’s side god is really on
Proof: follows from the Jordan curve theorem
Remark: if we have a rat g, then we can define another rat g* by interlacing the component parts of the first rat *seqeuence of diagrams* from these diagrams it should be intuitive that if g is an awesome rat then g* is an omega rat [note, the paper has not and will never define what an omega rat is]. It turns out that this is indeed the case
lemma 2 if g is a planar rat then g* is an omega rat
proof: this lemma is easy, so we omit its proof see [3]
Theorem: g is a planar rat if g* is an omega rat and g is nicely woven
proof: this diagram shows how to embed such a rat in the plane: *incomprehensible diagram showing off a special case*
Virtual knot theory is a generalization (discovered by the author in 1996) of knot theory to the study of all oriented Gauss codes. (Classic