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Goodnight/MEATWARE/Python (no preference for any of these names). I use it/its pronouns only. I'm an aroallo lesbian butch. I like drawing, writing, and a bunch of other crafty things you might see here.

Currently, I'm hyperfixated on Sarkicism and the Church of the Broken God (thus the username). I love Trunnion she is the world's most beautiful and handsome butch lesbian to me <3

If you reblog my posts with a ship that I originally didn't intend, know that I love that and I love you. <3

External links: AO3 | Toyhouse | Artfight | Dreamwidth | Meatsite (website)

Side blogs: BJD + photography blog: @meat-bjd-ware | Language learning + linguistics blog: @deitschdenovat | DM to get my 18+ blog.

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1 for a character of your choice

13 and 22 for Trunnion

3 and 24 for Hedwig

1. Canon I outright reject -- my wheel said Nadox so

I really don't know... Um, I guess the multiple canons that state that he's part daevite. I don't like making any of the other Klavigar besides Lova daevite (OR ION. I really don't enjoy the canons that make Ion (part) daevite because I feel like it literally undermines his story, and it feels like EXACTLY the kind of thing the daevites themselves would come up with to undermine his revolution) -- I feel like it's just unnecessary? Especially since the daevite empire covered so much of Asia, and even parts of Europe, there's a lot more interesting things you could do with the Klavigar's ethnicity than making the Only mention of it involve the daevites.

... On second thought, maybe I would like those canons that make Nadox or Orok (Saarn isn't mentioned because I don't think I've seen an article make her one yet) daevite if they actually. Bothered to explore their relationship to other parts of their ethnicity outside of their daevite blood. Like obviously that's going to affect a lot about their life among the nälkä, but Nadox is one half of the Klavigar who was not a slave before his joining of Ion -- that means he DID probably have a family and group of friends at one point, so why the hell are they never mentioned? Furthermore, Nadox was preaching peace BEFORE he ever joined Ion; where did he get those ideas? Was it something cultural that lead him to think and preach that, or did something happen to someone he knew?

But I also love exploring ancient customs, no matter how little we know about them. I understand not every author has the patience to go through all that research to find a scrap of information that could be relevant for a character. Still though, it would be nice to see instead of the same developments that we... Already get with Lovataar's character.

13. Dumbest thing they’ve ever done & 22. Best physical feature -- Trunnion

I'm gonna be honest, my Trunnion had (and still does, lol) a history of doing Dumb Shit for the fun of it. Especially pre-standardization, as she had a lot of dysphoria around her body, thus she cared less about what happened to it. More recently though, you could say like... Everything she's ever said to Saarn. She does not Give A Fuck that Saarn could kill her, she will insult Saarn's entire bloodline then gladly walk away smug.

I feel like this second question is targeted at my lesbianism... (Silly) Her best physical features to me are the ones I enjoy drawing the most. But that's a trick answer because I like drawing EVERY part of her... Though I do admit I like drawing her hair (both chain and steel wool ones) and nose specifically.

3. Obscure headcanon & 24. Most annoying habit -- Hedwig

Again I. Really don't know what "obscure headcanon" means in this context when the entire fandom is obscure, so basically every headcanon is obscure. I think maybe my headcanon that she's a cybergoth who listens to rave, industrial, and goth music, as well as does industrial dancing? Again though like. Every headcanon I list for her could be "obscure".

3. Obscure headcanon & 11. Faceclaim for the role -- Trunnion

I'm a little confused what "obscure headcanon" means? Because like, if we're talking about headcanons that are not held by the majority of the fandom... Then basically most of mine count? I think the one least likely to be held by anyone else is the name she had before she got standardized, but like. I think most people don't even have a name in mind for that so I feel like it shouldn't count.

And faceclaims... I've already complained so much under one of Blindsnake's posts, but I've been searching for YEARS for a faceclaim for Trunnion pre-standardization, and I have NONE. Because she has a unique combination of traits that photography/modelling/whatever other companies don't tend to like. She: is not snow white pale, has a burn scar very visibly on her face (it causes her left eye to droop a little), has a strong nose, and has curly hair, like a type 3a. Even if I managed to find someone with not pale skin, a strong nose shape, and the right hair type, they usually won't have a visible burn scar on their face. It's killing me.

26. What they would do if stuck in an elevator with [Saarn]

46 and 2 for Trunnion

8 about Bumaro

Thanks for the ask I'm sorry I took so long to get to it. Sobbing.

23. If they were a scented candle, what would they smell like? & 12. Crack headcanon -- I spun a wheel and it said Saarn so that's who I'm doing

I imagine as a candle she'd be something very earthy, cause snakes crawl on the ground, and then something metallic, cause blood. Maybe a smell also commonly associated with poisons/venoms, like apples because of their trace amounts of cyanide.

For a crack headcanon... Eugh I have tons, I think the most crack-y though is that she thinks of her gender as straight up being Snake. Do not call her a man or woman or she will bite your face off.

46. The person they most admire & 2. A canon or headcanon hill I will die on -- Trunnion

I have many different potential answers to the first one...

I do think she admires Hedwig, although she'll never say that aloud. She admires how she's so open with her opinions and wants, and how intelligent she is. On the outside she calls Hedwig's devices heretical right to her face, but deep down, she can't help but admire their craftsmanship, and wonder how, exactly, they work.

As for (head)canon hill I will die on... Well for a headcanon, her being a butch lesbian. That's how she was introduced to me and that's how she will always be to me. For canon, the fact that SHE'S RUDE AS SHIT TO PEOPLE OUTSIDE HER CHURCH BELIEFS. Gold Proposal killed her character and I will never forgive it for that (and also why I will never read the rest of Redtape; she is literally my favorite character so if she isn't there as herself it's pointless to me). She should be LOUD and RUDE and most importantly, MEAN; if she isn't, then you better have a DAMN GOOD REASON WHY. Otherwise that's not Trunnion.

8. Unpopular opinion about them -- Robert Bumaro

I thinkkkk my most unpopular opinion about him is that, while I do like how much more nuanced nälkän stuff we're getting on-site as of recent, some of those articles also tend to just... Blanket demonize him and the rest of mekhanites. Like did we forget the saying "there are no winners in war"? The concept of a government acting independently of its peoples' interests? The fact that there is no such thing as a solely "evil" group of people?