THEY'RE HORSIES.
Conrod looks so cute I'm going to EXPLODE.
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THEY'RE HORSIES.
Conrod looks so cute I'm going to EXPLODE.

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Conrod in the uma AU is maxing out her losergirl energy because like the entire reason she even starts racing is because Trunnion likes racing and she thinks if she gets good enough at it she might finally get Trunnion to see her as a potential partner... So she immediately goes to Robert begging him to be her trainer (in this AU he's a very retired racehorse, so she trusts that he might have more knowledge or insights). Usually umas don't train other umas (actually I don't think we even have a pair like that in canon Umamusume: Pretty Derby) however I just love the idea of old man Robert training up a very eager younger (compared to him at least) Conrod.
And if she is the main character of this AU, then yes, she will become shockingly good. Not only keeping up with Trunnion, but eventually even beating her...
In my band AU after Robert sends Ion into a coma, that causes the CotBG band to break up and go their separate ways for many years. This is a parallel to the schisms of the modern churches.
Ezekiel backed up Robert because he was self projecting his own toxic relationship + "I've never seen him THAT angry, obviously there's a reason".
Hedwig went solo, though she still keeps in (tentative) contact with both Robert and Trunnion, she's really unsure of what to think of the whole situation. Also she doesn't want to get involved with the court case.
Trunnion and Conrod ran off together to form their own two person band, with their songs now falling more into the folk genre with occasional rock.
I hate them. If they're going to be in my mind 24/7 they could at least pay some fucking rent SMH.
First fanfic of the year! And it's Trunrod (because you all totally followed me to see my OC x canon content!). Ummm they're being little lesbians here (mainly Conrod, Trunnion's busy hating on the patriarchy). I'm still unsure about the tags so let me know if I missed anything...

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I've also started thinking about throwing Conrod into the Medieval AU somewhere. Originally I thought of adding her to the knights, but I don't think that'll work because she's not and has never been a mekhanite. Instead, I was thinking that maybe she's a travelling bard that got forced out of her hometown due to a natural disaster or something. She travelled to the kingdom to start her life over, and it's while she's singing in an inn that she catches Trunnion's eye, and they become friends.
When Conrod was younger she very quickly discovered that she hated makeup due to its texture. Even though her dads were understanding of this and didn't try and force her to use any, she was still outcasted by other girls at the time. So she started using only the absolute bare minimum to try and not be pushed out even more (though she still did and liked other "ungirly" things so it didn't really help). She thought she was entirely alone in feeling this way UNTIL she met Trunnion who also hates makeup for the EXACT SAME REASON. (And also liked a lot of the same "ungirly" stuff that she did.) This is one of many reasons Conrod started latching onto Trunnion so hard ESPECIALLY after her forced standardization.
Conrod was destined to be a robotfucker human but alas.