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I’M DYING

ugh not humans

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my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she’s really fat and doesn’t know when she’s full so she never stops eating. usually when I come home from class she is all over me like the whore of babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and give her more food but no matter what I only feed her the amount of food for her prescribed diet. but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn’t loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter. so I called the vet pissed and i’m just like the fuck she’s still getting fat. so I switched her to another diet food and that still didn’t work and I was so confused and frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and I start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and I remembered how I thought that was so weird like I God honest could not figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocent mind) well y'all ready here’s the fucking climax - the other day my class was canceled and I come downstairs at like noonish and do you know what I see when I get down? I see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin. with my own two eyes I see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while I’m in class and then pretends like she’s hungry when I get home. and you know what’s the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut which is why i never caught onto her scam. she’s fucking been working the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i want to scream and now I have to call the vet and the morning and explain to him how I, a well educated adult in college, got one-upped in intelligence by my fucking cat

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the oh so sad life of a cat owner or rather the slave to a cat master....

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All I Want is You - U2

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you can hear people deliberately “not see” this on their dash.

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“How to be an ally 101”

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The last picture is the face of fear.

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Future CEO and psychopath...

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9 signs the pollen tsunami has arrived If your allergies aren’t proof enough, here’s visual evidence that pollen is everywhere.

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Baltimore’s Rollerskating Peacekeepers ✌🏾️

(File this under images the media won’t show you)

#BlatimoreUprising #BlackSpring #FreddieGray

Fuck my cat

I cleaned two out of three litter boxes cuz i ran out of litter. I have two cats. He is having a fucking shit fit, crying all over the house cuz i didn’t clean 1 of his 2 boxes. And he’s giving me stink eye to boot. If I didn’t inherit him from my dad, he would be dead cat walking....

#cat litter blues #cat bitch #killthecat?

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this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

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and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become just imagine cemeteries looking like this life after death THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT

this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries

you can choose what kind of tree you want to become?

my grand kids gon smoke that OG me

zooted off my spirit

forever in their hearts lungs.

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#that is the face of somebody who is very fed up#with being treated as a sex object (via lokidokeyartichoki)

She is so done with this bullshit.

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that is the face of someone who is mentally stabbing you in the face with a rusty dagger.

And she has every right to look that way.

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THE BROTHERS AT NAGASAKI

Probably one of the most intense picture I have ever posted. Extremely depressing content.

The photograph above was taken by US Marines photographer Joe O’Donnell shortly after the bombing of Nagasaki. He saw things beyond imagining, and the experience left him with depression in his later years. Yet according to O’Donnell’s son, the image above affected him more than any other.

The younger child in the picture is dead. The older boy is his brother, and he’d carried his sibling on his back to a crematory. The older boy stayed and watched his brother burn yet refused to cry. He bit his lip so hard it bled.

The boy had just lost everything to the most destructive force known to mankind. Yet, barefoot, he’d carried his sibling’s body to ensure he was honored properly. It’s a story of the extremes of sadness and bravery—and the photograph captures both.

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Oh look its Africa the CONTINENT ….and its varied countries.

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…and still people get it wrong.

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I get ENRAGED when people refer to Africa as a country!

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Billboard for the Space Needle in the 70s.

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Addams Family Values (1993)

Gomez knows how its fucking done.

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Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.

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Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.

Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.

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Gomez and Morticia Addams actually have a very loving and extremely healthy relationship, both in the old TV show and in the more recent movies. They were also one of the first television couples to be shown to have an active (albeit offscreen) sex life. Their frank attitude towards sexuality was shocking in its’ time, but their relationship and their family dynamic is actually more functional and more…dare I say it…sane than most families portrayed on TV.

The comedy in the show came from the family’s “odd” lifestyle, rather than from infighting and petty bickering, or worse, as was common on other shows of the time, thinly veiled references to spousal abuse. They didn’t make fun of each other or act like their children were creatures from another world. Were they strange and outside of social norms? Yes. Were they united in creating a loving home and being good, supportive parents? Absolutely.

These two support and adore their children, care for an aging mother and an estranged brother, put family before everything, and they love each other, wholly, fiercely, without reserve. They are every bit as much in love after at least a decade of marriage as they were the day they met.

Relationship goals. LIFE goals.

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Just remembered in the second movie when their third child became “normal” for a period and although they were shocked and didn’t know how to handle it, they didn’t mistreat the child or love it any less. They accepted the difference, even though it was hard for them.

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