"The Cool Dad"

(hey everyone! auggie here. lets get to it!)Joseph- YaLL nEEd JeeeeeesUs- tries quoting the bible but ends up incorrectly referencing memes- no mom you dont understand MARGARITA ZONE IS A STATE OF MINDHugo- will absolutely fight you to prove his strength- pulls out receipts for every kid in his class and drags them- speaks in spanglishBrian- loud boisterous laughter for no reason- he’s a cuddler. get within arms reach and he will trap you soft and warm- you will sit there and you will LISTEN to his storiesDamien- very emotional, talks about how much he loves everyone in his life- especially lucien. don’t you DARE disagree- upsets himself when he realizes he will never be able to pet every dogMat- hey he’s singing. wait no that’s just yelling- laughs at everything, just generally having a good time- oh god where did he goRobert- will not stop quoting tommy wiseau- explains the politics of why mothman is garbage- starts a fight with himself after looking in the mirrorCraig- KEG STAND CRAIG IS BACK, BABY- will break every piece of furniture trying out stunts (how did he punch a hole through the ceiling ??????)- goes streaking at one point, almost gets arrested

mornings after are always tough for robert, especially when he drank from pure depression until he was incoherent the night before. he usually has to deal with a serious hangover coupled with the leftover feelings that he was trying to escape from last night.

somehow he always finds himself wandering into the Coffee Spoon the next morning. the caffeine from his usual pure black coffee helps but what he found that helps even more is the barista’s warm, tender smile when he enters the shop.

mat always gave off a positive energy that attracted robert to the coffee shop more than the coffee ever could. it leaves him feeling warm and fuzzy and… soothed. he almost feels himself addicted to mat’s good vibes, an addiction that makes him feel much better than his…other one.

mat can usually pick up on robert’s serious hangovers & sad moods and won’t hesitate to give him baked goods on the house as well as some TLC. they both enjoy talking about old rock bands, movie references, good music, and the like. they actually found that they had a lot more in common than they originally thought.