Incorrect Dream Daddy Quotes

Mary: You stupid twink!

Dad: Friend, I don't know what say.

Joseph: I don't want to kill you.

Christian: Where do babies come from?

Robert: I want to set you up with my daughter.

Joseph: If the Homo Sapiens were in fact "Homo" Sapiens, okay? Is that why they're extinct?

Damien: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so cliche.

Amanda: Dad, was he really the one?

Amanda: Dad, I don't think we should cook the candy bars.

Robert: You're bossy.

Craig: I'm going crazy over here, man.

Joseph: I don't drink hot liquids of any kind.

Dad: You overrated little twink!

Dad: Mat, what are you doing?

Craig: Last time I talked to you, you told me you didn't give a fuck about her.

Robert: What are you doing?