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You introduce yourself as Touya’s close friend, earning a pout from the guy himself. “No! We’re a couple!”

Touya avoids your attack to shut him up smugly before he notices. “Eh? Where’s Shoto?” As if on cue, the little boy peeks out from the living room door. “Ah, Shoto! Come here!”

Shoto waddles out shyly as Touya introduce you to him. You’d find Shoto extremely adorable and made it your mission to befriend him.

Once you break down his walls, our little Shoto would crawl out of his shell and would show his excitement whenever you come over to the house.

“Y/N-nee, I’ve got this cool figurine Touya-nii gave me for my birthday!”

Your heart literally melts whenever Shoto gushes about his big bro — makes you want to tease and coddle your boyfriend.

Said boyfriend however would grow pouty and huffy since his lil bro has been hogging all your attention. “You’re MY girlfriend, not Shoto’s!”

You’d giggle at his dramatics

introduce you to his family without shame aka he’ll be so open about you and his siblings would get along so well with you.

IF YOU’RE SHOTO’S S/O

“Ohooo…. What’s this? Little Shoto finally got himself a girlfriend???” Shoto is actually already 25

Still a menace towards his siblings (esp. Shoto), Touya would TOTALLY be so nosy when it comes to his little bro.

Shoto would try to hide you from him at first, but when he realises no matter how much he’d try, Touya would still find out, so he gave up.

“So, Y/N-chan, what do you find attractive about the baby? Do you know he—” Proceeds to expose Shoto’s embarrassing habits when he was younger.

Face red in embarrassment, Shoto would tackle his brother, clamping his bro’s mouth shut. “Touya-nii! Shut up!”

“Huh? It’s best for Y/N-chan to know all your little quirks now, Shoto. When you guys get married—” Yes… Touya has no filter.

“I’ve learned from my past experience that it’s best to be upfront and—” Touya rambles like an old man until

Shoto cuts him off, “And you wonder why they all left you, nii-san.”

“Shoto!” Touya gasps dramatically before he sighs shaking his head. “This is what I get after raising you all those years?“

Shoto just wants to spend time with you in peace. And yet his naggy brother just wouldn’t stop—

“You’ll find someone even better, Touya-san. My younger siblings are like that— I have a little sister and brother…”

Proceeds to bond over the hardships of being the eldest with Touya.

“Can I please have my girlfriend back?” Shoto asks in the verge of sounding defeated.

“No,” Said Touya before further disaster ensues.

in case you’re wondering how touya said the “no”:

yes, he is the meme. exactly like the meme. he’s SO annoying i know.