Simple All the Way

She does better than any of the white feminists y'all like to build up

I never wondered what they looked like before. Wow. I literally just gasped. How neat!

Which is another reason you shouldn’t pick them up by their top shell

Everyone knows that you shouldn’t pick up a tortoise or turtle by their shell since their backbone is fused with it, but often it’s not really an easy thing to visualize how that works. Here’s a really cool image for that… 

Almost NOBODY knows this, because people don’t bother to simply show you a fucking image like this in school so before i saw this on tumblr i thought a turtle was simply a loose animal in a shell like a snail

chill it’s cos your rare

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

Omg

It got better

chill it’s cos your rare

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

Omg

It got better

I’m here 📍

love that this didn’t get nasty or overly sexual. awesome.