Coffeecake

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guys imagine if there was a guy who was really hungry and he ate a lot of food and then he was really full

Pet peeve: people online will act disgusted by the term "ageplay" because they don't actually care to read what it means and assume the worst and then turn around and call a pretty woman "dommy mommy" when that is literally ageplay

Yeah plot twist! Roleplaying as a dominant caregiver is in fact playing with age dynamics

also people will agree that it's good to 'heal your inner child <3' but then get angry when you fantasize about consensual role-play where you can let your childish side be free and allow yourself to be taken care of because it falls under the 'bdsm' umbrella and they're unable to understand that bdsm isn't a synonym for 'spicy sex'

It especially bothers me when I see it in queer people's DNI list like babe don't you too grieve all the years we've lost? All the years in the closet, or dealing with dysphoria, not allowed to be ourselves? Can't you have compassion for the people who want to roleplay or even just fantasize about a re-do?

Hot take: calling a pretty woman "mommy" is also incest play but people will also flip their shit if you call it that

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

Randomly remembering how it's actually kind of funny how as far as my family was concerned, it was "nobody cares about how you look" when I was the one who didn't like the way I looked, but "you can't go outside looking like that, people will judge us all" when my family were the ones who didn't like the way I looked.

Fat vampire that gets fatter when they drink my blood.... 😖

you have to love the tgirl but you have to let her love you back too

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

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