CoeXist With Mutants

Well.. That about sums it up 😂😎

why commas are important.

Day 1: I see a spider living in the corner ceiling of my bathroom. I remained cool and said “I’ll get it later” Day 2: I see the Spider again that night. Me: I know youre probably harmless little dude but you freak me out and this is a private bathroom so….. meh Ill get it tomorrow. Day 3: a.m. - Hey spider, not now. I gotta go to work. p.m. - Hey spider, not now. im too tired. Day 4: a.m. - Sup, spidey? Maybe this aint so bad.. maybe we can just be chill and no one has to die, I gotta get to work anyway. p.m. - It’s only now that as I’m emptying out the contents of the vacuum that it dawns on me I may have commited pre meditated murder, lied and betrayed a new friend, and possibly commited a hate crime as well as procrastinating the murder of an arachnid. Maybe I’m a bad person, but also I’m not half naked and staring down a spider while I’m peeing anymore.

TURN OFF your GPS when you're done playing Pokémon Go!! Facebook's target advertising is becoming unsettling and quite intrusive.

Whenever I see this guy on TV it scares the crap outta me!! He can't sit still in his chair, he's so anxious. He talks to people and says things like "It's not a joke" or "please listen to me, We must NOT elect this man" He reminds me of every story about a man from the future sent back in time to warn us all and no one listens to him.