honeysuckle.

vincent: hey i mean u did choose me right? i gotta give u some credit

vincent: ahhhhh atta boy

vincent: zillenials idk generation y? is that a thing already?

vincent: the whole thing is dumb but its gna be funny when we’re old and wrinly and we’re shitting on those darned kids of like 2060

vincent: yeah i think thats what they meant.. grossss

vincent: a man with taste 😍 

vincent: u need to try ‘everything but the bagel’ seasoning, it’s honestly top 10 i have like 6 in my cupboard

vincent: imagine being one? i heard milennials are like 27 tho so i feel like we’re stuck btwn gen z (zoomers) and millenials

vincent: we need our own category char

👻 snapchat: open

vincent: to the person that said avocado tastes like clean dick…. fuck u.. i am scarred for life now thanks

vincent: speaking of avocado i just got called a millennial for eating avo toast at the cafe on central park south

vincent: fucking boomers am i right

“ who needs a boyfriend when PLATONIC love is far superior ? ” pavarti challenges with a giggle , lips upturning into a velvety smile as she begins the process of pouring them something delicious — and s t r o n g , too , for that matter . she wasn’t going to be stingy ! “ then i guess you’ll have to do something ELSE to show your gratitude ! i take compliments ! ” the brunette wrinkles her nose at him playfully , “ boo you , whore . no fun . you can’t tell me there isn’t anything on your mind you W A N T to get out into the realm of reality ? ” 

“ 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥  ,  𝐢  𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭  𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚  𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐞  you  live  under  a  rock  ,  but  ,  patrick  star  called  and  he  wants  his  house  back  ,  ”  she  jokes  ,  one  leg  coming  up  to  cross  over  the  other  .  she  makes  a  face  at  his  words  ,  though  like  most  of  her  emotions  ,  she  gets  over  it  quickly  .  “  wow  ,  dial  back  the  enthusiasm  ,  it’s  almost  too  much  for  me  to  handle  .  ”

“ why go to the bar when the bartender at HOME is workin’ for free ? ” pavarti teases , approaching the array of bottles nestled in her liquor cabinet . “ i do expect a tip though , ” she insists , looking over her shoulder to point a finger of emphasis . “ and for you to tell me what you’ve been u p to . i’m nosy like that . ” 

“  𝐬𝐨  𝐢  𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭  𝐭𝐨  𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡  that  polish  smut  movie  that  tiktok  is  hyping  up  ,  ”  the  brunette  starts  ,  sitting  on  the  bench  next  to  the  first  familiar  face  she  saw  .  “  but  i  can’t  watch  it  alone  because  secondhand  embarrassment  is  something  that  should  be  a  shared  experience  ,  so  i’m  gonna  throw  a  little  get  -  together  ,  ”  she  leans  back  ,  taking  a  sip  from  her  iced  coffee  .  “  you  in  ?  alcohol  will  be  provided  ,  of  course  .  unless  you  like  beer  ,  which  is  not  welcome  within  one  hundred  feet  of  my  house  . ”

𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 : ya ofc i feel that 👀 👀

𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 : interesting!

¢нαяℓσт: it's just what i deserve, you know?