This sock crisis just bumped up to code argyle!

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it was after you stole my time device to win your stupid pig! i was cast out of the time anomaly removal crew - my whole life's purpose - and then i was given ten squared life sentences in time prison. i spent every day since then planning my vengeance. and now finally, it has come!

gravity falls is a town plaged with supernatural strangeness. no one knew how to stop the things that went bump in the night, so our founder invented the next best thing: a way for us to forget. we took it upon ourselves to help the troubled townsfolk by erasing the memories of the strange things they've seen. now the people of gravity falls go about their lives ignorant and happy, thanks to us.

well, hello there, traveler. i see your car broke down on this lonesome country road; a place so remote, that no one can hear your screams! ...pretend i didn't say that.

- i'm so sorry, melody. i'll fix this, it's me she wants. i'll distract her while dipper and mabel keep you safe! it's the only way! - soos, these are children.

- oh, yeah. i'm like, if it's fun, uh. do it, you know? - exactly! being an adult is the worst. skewering meat, remembering to pay bills. i just want to ride tiny trains all day.

look kid, you've been getting way too close to figuring out some major answers. i've got big plans comin' and i don't need you gettin' in my way. destroying that laptop was a cinch, now i just need to destroy your journal!

- i'm sorry, pacifica. we shouldn't have cheated. you totally would have beat me, fair and square. - ... you're just lucky this sticker looks fantastic on me.

we're here to solve the number one mystery in gravity falls; who wrote this journal? thirty years ago the author vanished without a trace, but according to this new clue, we may have found his secret hiding place. we find that author, we learn the answers to everything.

kid, i've always known. of course this town is weird! and the one thing i know about that weirdness is that it's dangerous! i've been lying about it to try to keep you away from it, to try to protect you from it!

think about it mabel, gideon was right. the only courageous or cool things i've ever done have been because of that journal. without it, i can't help you, or stan, or anyone.