i dont do titles

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

ive had it up to here with fictional gays being like “i love you and if all i can ever have is that knowledge it’s enough for me” we need more “i have been struck down by horny insanity and i beg you to fuck me once. i’ve had three smirnoff ices and i’m gonna be crazy now. we can pretend it didn’t happen i don’t give a shit just gimme daddy’s blunt instrument” it’s more realistic

people who think this is a joke have never kicked off destroying a friendship by saying “maybe we should just get it out of our system”

Having 2 balls is gay as hell. They live together? Like 2 guys sharing an apartment?

The Bible makes a lot more sense when you realise they took out the part where the whole reason the Devil became a bad guy and tempted Eve with the apple was because Satan was traumatised as a child when God trained three evil apples to push the Devil’s parents off a cliff

in a week the new thing here on tumblr will be posting pictures of fictional men and captioning them, "petite and fertile. Perhaps breedable". calling it right now and investing stock in this

WAIT

every native person i know is mourning right now, its hard and its painful and it brings up a lot of emotions and trauma for our communities, please be respectful of that. particularly to the secwepemc, dont bother them, dont push them for information, let them mourn.