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some extremely civilised conversations him: i think im cooked me: suuuurely not him: nah, im cooked me: have faith in yourse- him: no me: oh cmonnnn him, two seconds later: IM COOKEDDDD me: ...no youre not him: oh wait. im not cooked. ---------------------------------------------------- me: am i cooked him: yes. me: *doesnt get cooked* me: you were saying?? ---------------------------------------------------- him: im gonna cook this round me: if you cook, i cook. if you get cooked, i get cooked. him: *cooks* me: *gets cooked* me: guess it works the other way around- ---------------------------------------------------- me n him: *crashing out n repeatedly saying cook/cooked/cooking* my mum: what are they cooking? ---------------------------------------------------- me: am i gonna cook, or get cooked him: youre gonna cook me: no im not him: yes you are me: NO IM NOT ---------------------------------------------------- me: am i gonna cook him: ya you will me: huhhh, you actually believe in me?? my dad, sitting near me: i believe youre gonna get cooked. me: DAD-

him: wanna call so we can hear each other crash out at different games? me: sure him: *crashing out at valorant* me: *crashing out at cod*

friend: *purposefully reminding me soap is dead* me: ...why do you do this to me. friend: I LIKE TO SEE YOU SUFFER-

someone: i dont like call of du- me: i dont like you.