derp //love//

People who aren’t panic buying and just need basic necessities

………

is she blind?

She looked it right in the eye and said ‘no’ lmao

ancient greek word of the day: ἀστράρχη (astrarchē), queen of stars, epithet of the moon

“Staff shortage” (the name tag reads “trainee”).

he’s doing SUCH A GOOD JOB PROMOTE HIM MAKE HIM STORE MANAGER

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

May you have the confidence of an underqualified white male

this post is ruining my life

this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

Petition for all advertisements to be shitposts from now on

I once saw a billboard for a funeral home that said, “It’s 10pm. Do you know where your kids are?”

omg this is where they cremated my grandmother, and all over the place were these weird ass ads. i’m glad the rest of the world can experience them now so that i know i wasn’t delirious.