we are still cursed.

Nucksmemes is might genuinely be the most interesting hockey personality in the business right now. He's so committed to this team. He got a Quinn Hughes tattoo on his ass right before Quinn Hughes got traded and USA won gold. He has a whole room dedicated to Canucks merch which he mainly uses to communicate despair over how much we suck. He has the most intense reactions that are still believable because aside from shouting (happy) and shouting (angry) he'll also go on instagram spirals about being a chud with no future and a losing team and breaking no contact with his ex if Vegas wins the cup because beyond seeing the Canucks win he lives to see Vegas lose. He's on a podcast with people he says he hates and he crashes out on them every episode when he gets spoken over. He's gone through all this and he lives in Ottawa he's never lived in Vancouver he chose all of this for himself. But does he ever complain? Yes, that's most of what he does, interspaced with him affirming that he loves this team and will never change.

I don’t want to reincarnate into a beautiful lotus flower. I want to reincarnate into the most evil orca in the world

average canuck height just decreased by 4 inches

average canuck height just regressed to the mean

My biggest fear is having sons, raising them to be respectful and support women only for them to turn around and become weak minded misogynistic pricks because of their peers