Frankenstein Guy

This shit happened and everyone is creeped out by bee movie 🤷🏼‍♂️

The true meaning of boys will be boys

This is an arachnid

Girls Night!

the uncanny valley between “this academic article doesn’t make sense because i’m an idiot” and “this academic article doesn’t make sense because the author is an idiot”

So is it just me, or does every new owner of Tumblr getting announced feel like we’re getting a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher?

When Tumblr goes premium let's all use one account like netflix

the password should be : ilikeyourshoelaces

Hint: I stole them from the president.

I hate everyone here

the club penguin staff would never treat their users like this is all im saying

About time we culturally looped back to ‘don’t be a BITCH babes’ I love this friends mom

The porn industry is the only one where being an amateur is sometimes better than being a professional.

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

“get in we’re going to mordor”