Return of the Mac

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

DIVA ALERT

the whole "sky writing" thing is so dumb. just wait for a cloud that looks like that

let it happen today

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

Wizard frog blessings upon you!

Ok, but why'd he call me a 'poof', though?

He has to call us by our true name, Tales from Earthsea style

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

Every glasses-related poll honestly needs to be separated into diopter ranges like wrestling weight classes bc every timeeeeee these +1.25 bitches are in the notes like "OMG why would you wear glasses in the shower!! why would you wear glasses having sex!!" because without them i am functionally blind. you may as well turn the lights off at that point bc i am feeling my way to the pussy like Velma. those are my eyes, bitch

Queer joy detected!

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

man i thought the name on one fear was Beanson. for eleven fucking years. Beanson.

Also check out his DND podcast, Rude Tales of Magic!!! One of my favorites