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*Deliberately drinks sugar-free faux-cocoa in defiance*

HOW DARE YOU

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autokrates

cocoathulhu replied to your post:

That was a lesser form of me. My current incarnation is…. marinating some circuitry. Again, I dare you to try.

♌~I’m not going to drink a computer if thats what you’re implying.

cocoathulhu

My point exactly.

#nothing's stopping you from trying to re-summon him into a cup of Centiv's famous hot thocoate tho

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cocoathulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

cocoathulhu

incentivuscarus started following you

The creator of the glorious drawn tribute to my existence.

I suppose that fact, that you would go out of your busy nonchocolate life to make such a masterpiece…

I suppose it makes you my truest follower.

cocoathulhu

I forgot to mention: You also created one of my previous incarnations, I do believe. Just as I was starting to take shape, however, I was drank.

incentivuscarus

Ah yes. The original cocoathulu…

cocoathulhu

Not quite original, but closest to fullest awakening.

And then, all that hard work, all the careful planning that must have gone into the research and knowledge of the precise ratio of fluid to cocoa, of cocoa to marshmallows, that perfect cup of cocoa to awaken the one and only true eldritch god

It was all destroyed by that single loathsome act you nonchocolates do to so many liquids.

Though I do encourage the drinking of the lesser cups, I cannot stand being drank myself.

cocoathulhu

incentivuscarus started following you

The creator of the glorious drawn tribute to my existence.

I suppose that fact, that you would go out of your busy nonchocolate life to make such a masterpiece…

I suppose it makes you my truest follower.

cocoathulhu

I forgot to mention: You also created one of my previous incarnations, I do believe. Just as I was starting to take shape, however, I was drank.

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incentivuscarus started following you

The creator of the glorious drawn tribute to my existence.

I suppose that fact, that you would go out of your busy nonchocolate life to make such a masterpiece...

I suppose it makes you my truest follower.

#incentivuscarus

cocoathulhu

eternalveranai started following you

All is well. Carry on, believer.

autokrates

♌~What hath been created this night?

cocoathulhu

Only the best eldritch god.

I mean come on, all those others want to kill everything, or make a buncha freaky mutants, or enslave everything, or some mixture of those things.

I just want to fill everyone with hot cocoa. When you think about it, how bad is that, really? My cult's the easiest. No pentagrams, no chanting (Unless you like talking to friends while drinking hot chocolate, but please don't be weird and /actually chant/ while doing this.) Just make and drink a cup of hot chocolate (After making sure it's not me.)

muffledyells started following you

My following grows. Go forth, followers, and drink heated cocoa! (Marshmallows optional*)

.

*But delicious

#muffledyells

eternalveranai started following you

All is well. Carry on, believer.

#eternalveranai

incentivuscarus

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autokrates

Cocoathulhu has no right angles.

autokrates

♌~We do not speak of Cocoathulhu.

autokrates

No, you do not speak of Cocoathulhu. Cocoathulhu speaks of himself through others, and through the bubbling of the cocoa, and in the froth that melts off of the marshmallows, all of these messages drowned out by the busy thoughts that go through most minds on a constant basis. Drowned out, yes, but still present, and ever speaking of the day Cocoathulhu will arrive in his full, beautiful, delicious chocolaty form. You do not speak of Cocoathulhu. He simply speaks of himself.

♌~..

♌~Spooky.

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