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Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

cmon man, think like a , think like a chuuud, act like a woke *trying to corral a medium sized brown mammal into the corner*

Anyways.. I’m gonna start slamming myself into walls for fun

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

people saying my evil clone would be called greenstonedust but you have failed to consider that 'evil' and 'opposite' are not the same. we all have capacity for evil and thus my opposite self would not be evil, they would be as complex and flawed as i am, just in ways that contrast my own flaws. my EVIL clone would be called shadowkiller666dust the fallen angel of blogging. and they would be cool as fuccckkkkkkkk.

I hardly jeff the know ‘er

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr