Hazbin Hotel Masterlist: Women Who Need Their Love Monstrous
Mature audiences only. Lover of poetic prose and morally questionable men. My very specific kink is converting readers who have never liked Reader Inserts over to the dark side. 😈
SERIES
♡ Dealbreaker (Alastor x Reader) What you'll find: witchcraft, human sacrifices, baking, forced proximity, slow burn, a lot of plot (what have I done), reader is married to ancient demon
Most people don't need an ancient Sumerian ritual to summon their estranged husband, but desperate times call for desperate measures. The residents of the Hazbin Hotel will need archaic forbidden magic to protect all of Hell from destruction. These pompous modern overlords have forgotten the ways of the elder ones, but they'll learn the hard way from the woman who won her freedom from an ancient demon and got him to put a ring on it. Amicable separations are for mature adults—and nobody is more mature than the woman who was once offered as a human virgin sacrifice, thank you very much. You just need the Radio Demon to stop sticking his nosy antlers where they don't belong. He is burnt sugar and bad intentions, and baby, you've seen it all before.
Excerpt: Go, Alastor wants to say. Enjoy this before I lead you to my altar and demand devotion. ♡ Maneater (Vox x Reader, Alastor x Reader)What you'll find: femdom, reader hunting Vox, Alastor hunting reader, scheming, smut
They call you Maeve the Maneater. Maeve the Mindfucker. You're the top dominatrix in the Pride Ring, and your latest assignment—retrieving a memory from Vox—should be just another game of manipulation. You've been hired to break him, and you're more than ready to deliver justice to bad men. But your first mistake is studying the Radio Demon, Alastor, to understand how to unravel Vox. What starts as a calculated move soon turns into something far more dangerous. As Alastor interferes for his own twisted amusement in your hunt for Vox, the lines between hunter and hunted blur. Caught between two powerful demons, you’re drawn into a storm of power, lust, and dangerous emotions—one that threatens to strip you of more than just control.
Excerpt: Vox tastes like industry. Brutality. The closing of a good day at the stock market. ♡ The Bone Witch (Human Alastor x Reader) What you'll find: reader speaks to the dead, ghost/monster of the week adventures, uh oh who is that at your window
Your grandmother was run out of New Orleans for being a witch. Decades later, you’re heading straight for the Crescent City. When a suitor turned up dead in your small hometown’s church graveyard—without you so much as touching him—the whispers grew too loud to bear. In the 1930s, a clever woman can make a living speaking to the dead, and New Orleans is a city where spirits are always eager to talk. But one voice rises above the rest—smooth, dangerous, drawing you in like a song you can’t ignore. He might be something worse than the devil Mama warned you about. The dead may have called you here, but he’s the one who’s keeping you.
Excerpt: "Frances, you can try to run from me. It won't work." His gaze is merciless. "I'll find you, but if it makes you feel better, I'll give you a long leash."
ONE-SHOT SERIES
A Curation of Sharp and Lovely Things (Book of One-Shots that will feature Reader x Alastor, Reader x Lucifer, Reader x Vox) What you'll find: mostly smut
All the stories that won't stop scratching at the coffin lid: one shots, novellas, and more. A graveyard of writings featuring Alastor x Reader, Vox x Reader, Lucifer x Reader, and more. Questionable morals, smut, and the romanticization of deeply flawed maniacs inside.
Table of Contents for A Curation of Sharp and Lovely Things:
The Serpent and His Chainsaw Heart (Lucifer x Reader) - The King of Hell is a big fan. He’s also lonely. You know this because he’s told you no less than three times, always while making excuses to interrupt your writing. Excerpt: If you tilt your head to one side and strain to listen, it is the sound of the serpent cutting through the grass.
The Last Quiet Breath of a Star (Human Alastor x Reader) - His love is patient, like rot. It waits, it spreads, it wins. When a star dies, what comes next? Excerpt: He sits on the edge of your bed like a beautiful nightmare. It is rather rude that God cursed you with seeing the future and blessed him with the face of an angel while he guts the men of this city.
Miscommunication: A Valhalla of Your Own Making (Alastor x Reader) - Only Alastor thinks a woman is attempting to seduce him when she asks if she can bludgeon him. Excerpt: “Finally,” he rasps, eyes burning with vicious, triumphant hunger. “Was beginning to think you’d never take the bait.”
Coming Soon: Unveiled, At Last (Vox x Reader): One night. One mask. One anonymous mistake—you slept with the worst overlord in Hell, and now he’s setting the underworld ablaze to find the woman behind the disguise. The Alternate (Alastor x Reader): In this timeline, he is your perfect Alastor: podcast host, history nerd, and perfect boyfriend four years running. Too bad about that other timeline that comes knocking.
Cover Art: Graphic design is my passion~
May your love stories be absolutely bone-chilling, darling.
