Not Much Here

By Richard Mercille

new favorite meme

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

How beautiful is this? I see why Milly and Deli’s wedding photos are making the rounds. Keep your heart open fam. If this doesn’t inspire you, I don’t know what will.

ill go anywhere with you

- Every lesbian with a love interest

ARIES: in a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston TAURUS: uses antlers in all of his decorating GEMINI: no one matches wits like Gaston  CANCER: no one douses lights like Gaston LEO: just… the entire song VIRGO: eats four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large  LIBRA: especially good at expectorating SCORPIO: has five-hangers on SAGITTARIUS: in a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston CAPRICORN: goes tromping around wearing boots AQUARIUS: every last inch of him’s covered in hair PISCES: ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley, and they’ll tell you whose team (his) they prefer to be on