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FIRST, HE IS UNAFRAID TO TELL YOU IF SOMETHING IS HORRIBLY WRONG, EVEN IF YOU DO SOME OTHER REALLY WIERD THINGS!

SECOND, HE WILL ENCOURAGE YOU TO GET THREE SQUARE MEALS, EXERCISE, AND STILL LET YOU HAVE DESSERT AT THE END OF THE DAY!

THIRD, HE IS PRIME DAD MATERIAL! HOT, SQUISHY BOD COMBINED WITH A SENSE TO FEED THE YOUNG ONES (EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT SO YOUNG) BEFORE HIMSELF!

FOURTH, HE CAN FARM! HE CAN COOK! HE WILL WILL TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCESS WHO ONLY EATS AT A FIVESTART RESTRAUNT IF YOU SO DESIRE! HE IS EVEN AWARE OF DIETART RESTRICTIONS AND ACTUALLY TAKES THE FEEDBACK WHEN HE COOKS!

SO VOTE SENSHI FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026!

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TUMBLR SEXYMAN DOES NOT INHERENTLY MEAN NON-CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.

This is not a hear me out cake. This is a who are you hot for cake. Sit down and be nice, I'm getting an icing rose.

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He's hottt, strong, super passionate about cooking and maintaining a balanced diet. Also:

All in all:

VOTE SENSHI! VOTE SENSHI!

Senshi is love senshi is life! Senshi cares for his friends and nature! Senshi is humble and nurturing! Senshi is a great comic relief without losing depth of character!

Senshi is very caring and passionate about his love of culinary, nutrition, even the hierarchy of the dungeon itself. Senshi's well endowed shape can survive many winters. Senshi helps and teaches others regardless of reward. He is strong and capable of eliminating this year's Sexyman Victim! Senshi is foreveer

We've come so far already! We can do this! Vote Senshi!