fat pervert

She's so cute I'm gonna fuck her in the ass

do you wanna come over and be weird with me

Unrelated to anything, do you ever think about how having a 'crush' can feel almost infantilizing? It renders you into a lesser headspace. You're no longer really in control of your mind and you're barely in control of your body. Look again were you staring too obviously. What if she notices it from the way you smile? Is it normal to giggle? Careful, you don't want to leave the wrong impression, do you? She can't possibly know. All over again you're ignorant and out of your element. Just as well, your naive attraction threatens to damage your own identity and sense of self, doesn't it? Pull you further from the things that matter, rendering all the connections you've built up around yourself less important. Change yourself for her, you know you want to. But are you blushing? You've not been speaking recently? Is it normal to just sit back and listen? Remember to say something soon or she'll think you're clueless. I mean, I just think it's really cute. By the way you got some sauce on your cheek, let me get that for you.

Reverse cowgirl so we can both watch The Two Towers

You want to [Smooch] the [Dork]

little miss provokes you into fucking her the roughest you ever have

weird freak mutual to weird freak mutual connection

the getting called cute to getting flustered to getting called cute again for getting flustered pipeline

With a fucking passion

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