Charles being Charles

This is the Jackie Chan with Puppers of luck! You should reblog! Luck not guaranteed, but then you’ll have Jackie Chan with puppers in your timeline, so things could be a lot worse.

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

whAT THE FUCK

I’m too tired for this

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

Anyone who says “muh ___” needs to stay as far away from me as possible

who in god’s fuck made this

K

I’m dummy thicc 💀💀

Deleted scenes in kingdom hearts

ppl will really be like “what’s my name in ur phone saved as” and it’s like. bold of u to presume you were saved at all, +1-938-274-5569

This reads like a Captain Holt burn

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

That shrek one is threatening

I hate this post because I really really want to watch the last presentation

20/10 would post again

We put clocks in mobile phones to not look at our watches. Now we put mobile phones in our watches to not look at mobile phones.

That last addition got me so bad