Carry On Crack Fest

@co-crack-fest

aha……what if………….snowbaz were a home-made ceramic cream and sugar set…………….aha….just kidding…………………………………unless 😳

Overheard at Watford

A collab with @mostlymaudlin, @pacey-bunce-loves-joey, @palimpsessed & @stardustasincocaine for @co-crack-fest

Rating: Teen

Words: 900 (fic is all pictures but the tweets = 900 words)

Summary: A Twitter account at Watford chronicles Simon and Baz's eighth year... it's a bit of a mess.

My @co-crack-fest fic is here!

I Can’t Believe He’s Not Butter!

Baz is a depressive container of pancake syrup who just wants what the ketchups have. Then, one day, a tub of margarine comes into his life.

Customer Review Rating: Teen

Average wait time: 4,941 words

Starter:

From my angle in the syrup caddy, there isn't much else to look at most of the time. It's not like the other syrups and I have anything to do with one another. Maple doesn't have the time of day for anyone who hasn't been tapped directly from the trunk of a tree (which sounds horrific) and blueberry…well, we don't talk about blueberry. (Are you a syrup or a jam or a pie filling?) (Choose one and commit!)

A taste of what’s on the menu:

Crack treated seriously, Diners, puns no one asked for, the interpersonal relationship dynamics, social hierarchy, and belief systems of diner condiments, natural and artificial flavors, (may contain nuts)

hot and ready at AO3

Out of the Dumps

Rating: Teen

Words: 1400

Summary: When Penny shares an article with Simon hypothesizing that vampires have regular bowel movements, Simon is convinced that all he needs to expose Baz as a monster is to, uh, track his shits.

Is this going toot fart?

A @co-crack-fest submission.

April fools and happy Crackfest! Here’s my addition to the chaos and fun! The boys as the Troubled Birds by The Mincing Mockingbird

Let Simon And Shepard Have A Soda Stream And Carbonate All The Things 2k21

Including, but not limited to, blood for Baz.

Gothic La Croix.

La Croix Rouge.

Bublé Blood.

God speed, chaos gremlins. God speed.

Now on AO3, which took WAY longer than I’m willing to admit.

His eyes locked onto mine. “Your roommate?”

I shook my head and squeezed the hilt of my sword.

Baz stepped into my reach. “Tell me,” he spat.

I couldn’t.

“Tell me, Snow.” He stepped even closer. “What am I?” 

I growled again and raised the blade an inch. “Muppet!” I shouted. 

My humble offering in honor of @co-crack-fest​

I can't believe it's already over! Thank you so much to everyone who participated, supported, and had a great time doing so!

Below you'll find links to various submissions that were given! I have marked any E or M pieces accordingly.

You can also check out the ao3 collection here!

Art

Catboy Baz Meme by @bazpitchsays

Mosquito!Baz by @hufflepunky

Baz’s Insta-Crack by @krisrix

Recreation of a meme by @laeve-leve

Koolaidman Simon by @nick-eyre

Science by @nick-eyre

Kitten Simon by @palimsessed

Birb Memes by @peachpit-gabe

Bat Baz by @samalander01

NSFW Snowbaz by @samalander01 (E)

Simon as the Hamburglar by @samalander01

@spicy-nick’s entire Tumblr

Soda Stream by @stardustasincocaine

Fuck You art by @super-duper-twelve

Muppet Baz Art by @wetheformidables

Collab

Salad Fangs collab by @nick-eyre @krisrix and @caitybuglove23

Property of Tyrannus by @snowybank and @seducing-a-vampire (E)

Fic and Art collab by @subparselkie and @toonysart

Fic

The Imposter Among Us by @banjjakbanjjak

How to Simon Proof a Flat by @bloodiedpixie

Golly Bob Howdy! By @carry-on-snowbazzing

Porcelain Love by @fight-surrender

You’ve Goat to be Kidding by @foolofabookwyrm

Tyler Pitch fic, Married to My Mugger by @laeve-leve

Shot to the Heart by @otherworldsivelivedin

A Tail of Seduction by @scone-lover (M)

Simon and Shep: The Curse of the Were-Dragon by @snowybank

Take A Leap by @trenchcoat-moth

Bad History by @waywardfangirl

Blood, Spit, and Clothes by @waywardfangirl

the moment you’ve all been waiting for – a collab between @seducing-a-vampire​ and me <3 

this is our addition to @co-crack-fest​ and we hope you enjoy the absolute chaos that it provides

Property of Tyrannus (E)

Chapters 1-3 of 6!

👁👄👁

5 times Simon called Baz ‘Tyrannus’ in bed and 1 time Baz asked him to.

Read Chapter 6

Read from the beginning

A Tail of Seduction

For @co-crack-fest ❤️

Summary:

Supervillains Snow and Pitch are two of the most terrifying overlords in The City. Their goal? Capture Stormchaser, an incessantly cheerful hero with a penchant for the colour purple. There’s just one problem: they keep foiling each other’s plots.

This time is the last straw. Each villain brainstorms an ingenious plan to get the other out of their way.

(Little do they know, they’ve both come up with the same one.)

I took this crack and ran with it so seriously. As in, this is going to be a multichap and is already over 20k. 🤣 Also I apparently can’t stop myself writing another fucking superhero AU. But hey, at least I’m consistent about my brand.

Thank you to the chaos overlords of my heart @caitybuglove23 and @otherworldsivelivedin for beta reading ❤️

READ ON AO3

His eyes locked onto mine. “Your roommate?”

I shook my head and squeezed the hilt of my sword.

Baz stepped into my reach. “Tell me,” he spat.

I couldn’t.

“Tell me, Snow.” He stepped even closer. “What am I?” 

I growled again and raised the blade an inch. “Muppet!” I shouted. 

My humble offering in honor of @co-crack-fest​