Woot Woot

She would, let's be honest here

+ bonus because I think dipper would absolutely LOVE Chance

Guys, hear me out, rare pair of the century-

They’d be the ‘black cat x golden retriever’ couple as well as the ‘pretty boy x dumb jock’ couple. Hank 1’s stupid ass somehow pulled one of the baddest bitches in the damn house and god does Rod tease Curt about his crush. They met cause Hank 1 heard Curt was good at sewing and asked him to fix up his ripped jumpsuit. Curt did it, despite complaining, and he ended up falling in love with the hanger’s cocky positivity and charming stupidity.

Hank 1 could definitely pick him up as if he weighed nothing and twirl him around. He also kisses Curt’s dimples cause he thinks they’re adorable

- Curt internally panics sometimes when he first looks at Hank 1, sheerly out of shy adoration, which quickly changes to questioning why he loves this dumbass (not in a bad way, he just wonders how he ended up with a goofy dog-hearted boyfriend)

- Ever since their first meeting, Hank 1 now always comes to Curt if he tears his clothes. Sometimes he even rips them up on purpose just to spend time with Curt. Of course, the latter will complain at first but he always fixes it in the end and gives his partner a little kiss too :3

- Hank 1 sometimes flops right on top of Curt for the most extreme cuddles ever but he’s forced to move off because he’s literally smothering Curt. He will pout when he’s asked to move

- Curt is protective of his silly boyfriend. Anyone being shady to his boo is getting read from hell and back out of spite.

- Physical touch is a big thing for them, especially for Hank 1. He often hoists Curt over his shoulder to carry him around or randomly picks him up to carry him like a bride. Curt, meanwhile, likes to play with Hank 1’s locs and sometimes pinches his cheeks for fun.

- Curt’s a bit too scared to go on adventures with all five Hanks but he does enjoy watching from the sidelines to make his boyfriend happy.

“Fuck you mean temporarily? Bitch you blind foreva!”

In addition to giving the most iconic lines in gaming in recent years, Prism is an absolute powerhouse in my first Dispatch run because girl absolutely CARRIED the Z-Team with her buffing abilities especially in later episodes.

So Robert better watch it, show respect where it’s due!