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Imagine that Person A is a knight, sent to rescue a princess from a dragon (the dragon being Person B). However, it turns out that the princess actually faked her kidnapping and framed Person B for it. Person A, after discovering the truth and getting to know Person B a little better, vows to protect Person B and help clear their name. The knight and dragon end up developing a strange but close relationship (the nature of said relationship is up to you), which the princess discovers and uses to make Person A look like a traitor to their kingdom… and the rest of the story is up to you.

Imagine your OTP relating to These Are The Lies by The Cab.

Imagine a Hamilton AU- person A is Alexander, Person B is Eliza, plus there’s room for a lot of other characters!!

Imagine you OTP as person A is using person B’s computer and they have a problem with the internet connexion. They start to get angry and somehow end up exploring the files on the computer. When person B comes to see if person A has solved the problem, they see them looking at photos of B (whether it’s selfies or family photos or friends who took them…). Bonus if B is a grumpy person and they smile in a lot of photos.

Person A accidentally figures out that person B has a hair pulling kink. Maybe A fell and grabbed B’s hair by accident and heard a moan, maybe A was playing with B’s hair one day and noticed that B’s all flustered. What happens out of that is up to you.

Imagine your OTP as high schoolers. Person A finding out they’ve impregnated Person B.

Person A and B are roommates that live together in a dorm. Their neighbor (whom Person A finds hella fucking cute), Person C, knocks on their door and asks if they have any sugar. Person B pushes Person A out of the dorm, stating that “They’re as sweet as can be.” BONUS: B locks the door and refuses to let A in until A and C talk to each other.

Person C drags an unwilling Person A into a game of cards against humanity. Every time Person A gets a black card, Parson B hands Person A the most dirty, most inappropriate cards they have with a suggestive wink.

I’m 100% convinced that every time a sock goes missing in the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid.

This the first logical explanation I’ve heard for this phenomena

That’s a very specific fey creature at work there…

i want to wear a huge, beautiful dress and run down a castle hallway at least ONCE

The article: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/07/28/anthrax-sickens-13-in-western-siberia-and-a-thawed-out-reindeer-corpse-may-be-to-blame/

this is not a consequence of global warming i had ever envisioned but now it’s the scariest thing i’ve ever heard

@god why’d u make this shit

I was in a bible study we went over this part and I just sat there like “wait what?!?”

Yup! This is so real!

So men, in essence, have never been shit.

Adam prolly had a fuck boy haircut