CoolCabinet's Cool System Blog

being plural working in fast food means sending Spongebob alter to the frontlines on hectic work days

most irresponsible host award goes to

disordered headmates about to be mad as hell for what I am going to do to this body tonight

really really really missing ex partner system but our old host fucked things up so bad beyond repair and if we reached out they'd probably be mad as hell I'm piiissseddd

They don't know Billy Shears is making their coffee today

Persecuter esque headmate unblocking random people he misses

I miss our old partner system badly. But I'm the only one who does it seems. I haven't fronted in some time, I only front when things get bad I think. I miss my Paul.

even if we told our irls about the system we can never FULLY unmask because some of us are british and that shits embarrassing

hell week so bad first new split in months but hey I'm about to fix soooo much stuff for these idiots

auditioned for a show and immediately had a split of a character I didn't even audition for ????

just saw a trailer for a movie where Mads Mikkelsen plays a character with DID who has a John Lennon alter. Is this fucking play about us

that better fucking not be a weird al introject

got too high and now the cohost from 7th grade is fronting