Live in New York, it's Thursday afternoon

guy who thinks han solo is chinese

guy who doordashes teppanyaki

guy who doesn't feel safe when his teppanyaki chef is a woman

when your only hellofresh meal left is teppanyaki

guy who thinks teppanyaki is the mandalorian's real name

guy who is nervous because he thinks teppanyaki is korean bbq and he doesn't know how to flip a shrimp into his own pocket

guy on first date who gets intimidated because his teppanyaki chef is so good

girl on a first date who leaves the guy to be with the teppanyaki chef

guy who thinks benihana is obi-wan kenobi's real name

homophobic guy who keeps insisting c3po and r2d2 are just friends

guy who thinks r2d2 is rjd2 and keeps telling people he loves their music

guy who listens to r2d2 music

guy who always describes it as a south korean restaurant

guy who calls the show: the walking unalived

we need a new french stewart

guy who insists he feels more comfortable with female teppanyaki chef

half korean guy named tommy lee-jones

recovering addict who only drinks non-alcoholic purell

22nd century amish community that still codes apps by hand

furry who gets offended by the term mocktail

booze cruise where you have to peddle to power the boat

ancient roman tiktok where some fine shit in a toga is throwing ass while the captions explain why nero is a bad emperor

memento mori at the buffet that reminds you: one day you'll be hungry again

juggling must be easy as fuck because i've never seen them drop a ball

sperm bank architects goated for designing buildings that can carry so much load

defaulting on my mortgage at the sperm bank so they repossess my cum

honestly i'm not convinced the depression was that great

ribbed trojan horse

a trojan horse that says magnum on the outside but when they open it up it's just an average number of soldiers inside

tom waits probably hates rush

guy who pretended he was enlightened after taking ayahuasca but was actually tormented by an hours long vision of his parents having sex

sorting hat from the american remake of harry potter having the university of georgia bulldogs logo on it

men's rights indian restaurant that serves papasmart and rogan joe

caveman podcast be like "todays episode is brought to you blueberries" (transcribers note: stolen tumblr post??)

they fucked up when they called those things watches

guy who learned how to talk dirty on duolingo

millennial missionaries who leave a copy of harry potter and the philosophers stone in every hotel room

abraham lincoln with a sleeve tattoo

guy who turned democrat after he found out abraham lincoln was a republican

joker fan who still listens to his early stand up

guy with a canadian food fetish be like yeah i love poutine. poutine my penis in the fries.

bluey must be confused as fuck when someone asks her if she's ready

happy father's day!