#michaelalfox

NL going from being so excited to play with ultra graphics to realizing holy shit this game still looks terrible. The cosmetics, the gender reveal plane, the ocean jpeg, the electric minibus, the camo drape that just makes said bus look like a green brick, the inflatable boat next to the motor one, car flipping, "23 damage"

Dan: I passed on a really wide opening joke MALF there just out of respect for you MALF: well thank you Dan: but i did see your mom in a newspaper article though MALF: well- thou- thats on my instagram Dan: oh alright [hyena laugh] sorry MALF: just saying you dish it but you gotta expect it to come back Dan: I didn’t dish it, the dish was in front of me I didnt put any [incomprehensible] on it MALF: well im just saying, you know, its gonna come back so Dan: i DiDnT pUt AnYtHiNg OuT tHeRe MALF: Im putting- that threat goes out to everyone out there- NL: WHAT MALF: -chat, you make fun of my momma, you’re gonna get it, okay? Dan: i didnt make fun of your momma! i would never MALF: im not, im saying that this is a PSA- Dan: She birthed you! Malf: