Praetor Amalthus Hate Club

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

im deleting this fucking website

It took me a minute

Gotdamn I haven’t seen this post in almost a decade

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

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time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

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this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

​I see this one going places

Yeah. The bathroom

ah but which bathroom

the one with the shortest line did you not read the post

morag ladair could kill me and i would apologize for getting in her way

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

writing is so fun

writing is impossible why does anyone do this

sometimes I see a trans girl and i think to myself "I wish I was a woman", then i remember

@theuselessnonstopscreamer

broooooo Chinese EVs whip ass wtf I just saw a tiktok of a Yangwang U8 this shit is far beyond any Tesla

I'm still not over this China is making EV SUVs that can function as an emergency life boat for 30 min while Mitch McConnell's sister in law died 2 months ago bc her Tesla drove itself into a lake and drowned her

@clutchcat

@theuselessnonstopscreamer Brrrrooooooo I’ve seen those they nice as heeelllllll