Welcome To The Pink

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

TTRPG poster horror story: People who refer to Brennan Lee Mulligan on a first-name basis start commenting on your post.

"You don't seem to understand, my entire philosophy on how ttrpgs should work is taken from a TikTok clip of Brennan talking to another actual play DM that assumes D&D5e is the only ttrpg system in existence"

The whole "the Old Magic actually sucks because material conditions have advanced" thing, but applied to cinematic martial arts. No, yeah, the legends are true, that move used to explode a man's entire skeleton, but you need to understand that people had more fragile bones back then. Poor nutrition, you see.

my long time conspiracy theory is that the huge prevalence of "dead wife" trope is because a lot of writers want their cool male protagonist to be single and/or focused on his goal but don't know how else "justify" him not pursuing women around him sexually or god forbid turn their advances down that is not emasculating in their mind

Monster dating sim with a Sierra adventure game circa 1990 ethos about bad endings where the monsters are genuinely well meaning and there are just an unbelievable number of ways for them to accidentally kill you, and – this is key – there's a fuckass narrator who has a unique stupid pun for every single one.

Ideally it should also have a 90s Sierra adventure game approach to routing, like you can make a seemingly innocuous decision in the first five minutes of play that locks you into an unavoidable bad ending. You neglect to pick up the condoms from the nightstand (which is not even visually flagged as interactable) in the very first scene, and three quarters of a route later you have a bizarre allergic reaction to your partner's bodily fluids that somehow causes your head to pop off of your shoulders and go shooting out the window like a bottle rocket. The narrator responds with a strained wordplay about the semantic distinction between "getting" head and "giving" head.

blonde people are so scary why cant u have a normal hair color like black or brown or green or green

‎

you go down the mandatory basement levels and discover that it’s a literal content farm. like there are fields and the videos grow on plants. or maybe they’re raised in battery cages or something

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

ask not for whom poob has it

poob has it for thee